Top Baby Quotes
It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
Eminem
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
Maurice Johnstone
The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how few and far between the great roles are. I am beyond thankful for finding Million Dollar Baby.
Hilary Swank
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
Andre Agassi
I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby.
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We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters, is still a baby. It's just beginning. When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.
Barry White 
39% of people like this quote
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
John Updike
39% of people like this quote
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
39% of people like this quote
You get quick money, it's beautiful, there's sunshine, but at the end of the day, you find out it's all a masquerade, baby. It's not what it seems.
Wyclef Jean
38% of people like this quote
A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.
Phyllis McGinley
37% of people like this quote
When I was younger, my whole sense of self-worth was based on whether or not I was working, which was awful. And I had a baby at 20 years old, so it wasn't just about me. At around the age of 30 there was a stretch where I wasn't working - certainly not on anything I liked, anyway - and I started to do other things.
Kiefer Sutherland
37% of people like this quote
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
36% of people like this quote
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold
36% of people like this quote
I slept like a baby the night before, because I knew that I'd win the next day.
Bernard Hinault
30% of people like this quote
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