Top Baby Quotes
It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
Eminem
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
Maurice Johnstone
The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how few and far between the great roles are. I am beyond thankful for finding Million Dollar Baby.
Hilary Swank
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
Andre Agassi
I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby.
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Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
Jayne Mansfield 
63% of people like this quote
I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names I can't mention. His mother died and during the funeral, this baby came out of her in the coffin.
Tobe Hooper
62% of people like this quote
I felt we really couldn't be separated that much. I'd had a baby, and I was traveling and working alone while he was in the Army. It was very difficult-the phone calls and all of that. I really was very depressed.
Eydie Gorme
62% of people like this quote
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
Dakota Fanning
62% of people like this quote
Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going.
Pete Conrad
61% of people like this quote
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
61% of people like this quote
It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.
Cindy Crawford
61% of people like this quote
There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor. There really has to be a change in how we medically look at women at this time. I mean, this is not just baby gloom.
Marie Osmond
60% of people like this quote
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
Nuno Bettencourt
60% of people like this quote
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