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Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
Peter Tork
George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
Jim Frey
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
Gloria Estefan
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Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal 
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
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We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
Gloria Estefan
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