Top Asleep Quotes
When we awaken, we cannot account for the time spent. We simply don't remember. About the only evidence we have of experiences while we were asleep is when we happen to remember a dream.
Henry Reed
There are few things as seemingly untouched by the real world as a child asleep.
John Irving
I was half asleep lying there writing this lyric in my head at about 3:30 in the morning. I woke Steve up with this idea and then we went into the living room where there was a little upright piano and finished the song. I wonder where that piano is now?
Jim Capaldi
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
Heinrich Heine
Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room.
Christie Todd Whitman
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Bill Hybels 
Stan Laurel 
Walter Scott 
Patti Smith 
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My favorite way of getting out of doing chores is by acting like I'm asleep. But it never works.
Devon Werkheiser 
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Physicists and astronomers see their own implications in the world being round, but to me it means that only one-third of the world is asleep at any given time and the other two-thirds is up to something.
Dean Rusk
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No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important.
Karl Lagerfeld
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So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
Robert Browning Hamilton
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I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head.
Patricia Heaton
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Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way.
Garth Brooks
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Between 2 and 5 I'm reading in to find out what's been going on while I've been asleep.
Bob Edwards
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I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
Stan Laurel
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