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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.
Jack Hannah
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller
Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.
Terry Brooks
Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents. These are certainly common enough in the forest, but no fatal accident happened during the whole time of my residence.
Henry Walter Bates
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk 
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The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.
Jack Hannah
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Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller
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