Top Accountant Quotes
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks
Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not have to check with your lawyer or your accountant. You are a free American, and you have the opportunity to engage in free speech over the Internet.
John Doolittle
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.
George Ryan
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.
Daniel Goleman
Charles Lyell 
Ray Romano 
Russell Banks 
George Ryan 
Mario Cuomo 
Heston Blumenthal 
Peter Tork 
Ed Helms 
Zakk Wylde 
Samuel West All Accountant Quotes
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres 
76% of people like this quote
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks
60% of people like this quote
Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not have to check with your lawyer or your accountant. You are a free American, and you have the opportunity to engage in free speech over the Internet.
John Doolittle
59% of people like this quote
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.
George Ryan
58% of people like this quote
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.
Daniel Goleman
57% of people like this quote
My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it anyway, but if someone hits your mother, whether you're a star, an accountant, or an astronaut or anything... I mean it's your mother, so I lost my mind.
Shia LaBeouf
57% of people like this quote
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde
57% of people like this quote
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
Peter Tork
55% of people like this quote
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
54% of people like this quote
Popular Accountant Authors
Kevin J. AndersonShia LaBeoufPeter TorkZakk WyldeRussell BanksJohn DoolittleRobert ScheerDaniel GolemanHeston BlumenthalBob NewhartDonald SutherlandOmar EppsMilton Berle
Ellen DeGeneresMario CuomoGlenda JacksonCharles LyellArundhati RoyKen CurtisRay RomanoSamuel WestGeorge RyanMatthew BroderickJackie MasonJason WilliamsEd Helms
More »