“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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