“If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”
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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
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I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.
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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
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