“Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.”
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
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