“It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.”
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The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
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Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
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