“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”
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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
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Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
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