“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.”
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
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