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“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”
 
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Ron White
 
Name:   Ron White
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Dec 18, 1956
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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