“Life is just a bowl of pits.”
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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