“There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.”
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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