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“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
 
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Name:   Rita Rudner
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Sep 17, 1955
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
 
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
 
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
 
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
 
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
 
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