I love to shop after a bad ... by Rita Rudner, an American Comedian

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“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”

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Name: Rita Rudner

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Sep 17, 1955

Profession: Comedian

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