The dining room in my old h... by Paul Lynde, an American Comedian

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“The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.”

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Name: Paul Lynde

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jun 13, 1926

Date of Death: Jan 10, 1982

Profession: Comedian

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