My dad was a ham, too. He c... by Paul Lynde, an American Comedian

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“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”

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Name: Paul Lynde

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jun 13, 1926

Date of Death: Jan 10, 1982

Profession: Comedian

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