“You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.”
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I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!
Pat Morita 
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The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.
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Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.
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I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.
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It's been a career filled with very low valleys and some wonderful, high peaks.
Pat Morita
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