“I bruise like a grape.”
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Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
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I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
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