“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
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