A real estate closer. Oh, w... by Louie Anderson, an American Comedian

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“A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?”

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Name: Louie Anderson

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Mar 24, 1953

Profession: Comedian

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We all think we're going to get out of debt.

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Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.

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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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