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“I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.”
 
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Tags: Brushing | Ceiling | Eating | Find | Fists | Lost | Love | Parking | Punching | Space | Swallowing | Teeth | Toothpaste
 
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Name:   Laura Kightlinger
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jun 13, 1964
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
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I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
 
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