“There's nothing as real as money.”
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I'm a schoolteacher. That's even worse than being an intellectual. Schoolteachers are not only comic, they're often cold and hungry in this richest land on earth.
Joseph L. Mankiewicz 
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I've been in on the beginning, the rise, peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.
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The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.
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All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years.
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