“There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.”
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Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
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Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth.
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Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
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