“When turkeys mate they think of swans.”
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"
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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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