“America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.”
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore 
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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
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When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
John Barrymore
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