I blame my mother for my po... by Joan Rivers, an American Comedian

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“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

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Name: Joan Rivers

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jun 8, 1933

Profession: Comedian

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