Don't tell your kids you ha... by Joan Rivers, an American Comedian

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“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.”

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Joan Rivers

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Name: Joan Rivers

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Jun 8, 1933

Profession: Comedian

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