It's funny how all of this ... by Jimmy Kimmel, an American Celebrity

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“It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.”

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Name: Jimmy Kimmel

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Nov 13, 1967

Profession: Celebrity

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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

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I only get unusual ailments.

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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.

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There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.

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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

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