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“I have like fifteen televisions in my house.”
 
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Jimmy Kimmel
 
Name:   Jimmy Kimmel
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Nov 13, 1967
 
Profession:   Celebrity
 
 
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
 
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I only get unusual ailments.
 
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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
 
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There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
 
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
 
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