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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
 
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Jerry Seinfeld
 
Name:   Jerry Seinfeld
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Apr 29, 1955
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
 
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