I am so busy doing nothing.... by Jerry Seinfeld, an American Comedian

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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”

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Name: Jerry Seinfeld

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Apr 29, 1955

Profession: Comedian

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