“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.”
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You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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