“Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!”
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Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
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Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
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