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“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
 
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George Carlin
 
Name:   George Carlin
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   May 12, 1937
 
Date of Death:   Jun 22,  2008
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
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