“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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