“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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