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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
 
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Frank Zappa
 
Name:   Frank Zappa
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Dec 21, 1940
 
Date of Death:   Dec 4,  1993
 
Profession:   Musician
 
 
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
 
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
 
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