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“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”
 
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Erma Bombeck
 
Name:   Erma Bombeck
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Feb 21, 1927
 
Date of Death:   Apr 22,  1996
 
Profession:   Journalist
 
 
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
 
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
 
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
 
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
 
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
 
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