I've got a nice little craf... by Eric Bristow, an American Celebrity

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“I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.”

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Eric Bristow

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Name: Eric Bristow

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Apr 27, 1957

Profession: Celebrity

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I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

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I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

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All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

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The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

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I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

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