I was with this girl the ot... by Emo Philips, an American Comedian

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“I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.”

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Name: Emo Philips

Nationality: American

Date of Birth: Feb 7, 1956

Profession: Comedian

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