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“Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.”
 
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Dave Barry
 
Name:   Dave Barry
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jul 3, 1947
 
Profession:   Journalist
 
 
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