“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
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