They're talking about banni... by Bill Maher, a N/A Comedian

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“They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.”

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Name: Bill Maher

Nationality: N/A

Date of Birth: Jan 20, 1956

Profession: Comedian

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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

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