“My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.”
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My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.
Alan Alda 
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I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old.
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Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.
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Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
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Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
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