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"I've just got to maintain my passion for what I do." -- Leonardo Dicaprio
"I'd love to be a pop idol. Of course, my groupies are now between 40 and 50."- Kevin Bacon
"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba
"It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio." -- Bono (of U2)
"Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie."-- Sandra Bullock

"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey
"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."-- Jim Carrey
"I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it." -- Bill Clinton
"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."- George Clooney
"I feel safe in white because, deep down inside, I'm an angel." - P-Diddy
"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."- Kevin Costner
"We talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us." - Macaulay Culkin (on his relationship with Michael Jackson)
"Everyody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six." - Carson Daly
"I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz
"Because young men are so goddamn disappointing!" [on why women like older leading men] -- Harrison Ford
"I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him." - Harrison Ford


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