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All Marriage Quotes
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner 
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli
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