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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King 
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
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Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Charles Caleb Colton
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan
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